heard this from a nurse in A&E in one of sg's public
hospital ...
an old man came into A&E complaining that he wants to be
seen first because he's in a lot of pain as he hasn't passed motion
for 16 days!
When its his turn, the doctor in charge put on his rubber
gloves, stuck his finger up the old man's ass and hola, the old man
started shitting and the shit splattered across everywhere in the
examination room, onto the chairs etc.

